YY&WW

Icecube has these two interesting housemates.

YY is a jumpy (and therefore skinny) guy from the south. He sometimes wears those kinds of clothes that minority people used to wear in China, and he gets the attitude that makes you think he is wearing the clothes rather than the clothes wearing him. He also wears a necklace dangling his wedding ring. His wife was just rejected the F2 visa, and he is thinking of going back home to bring her here.

YY told me he married his wife for her fat legs, because he believes that fat-leg women are more productive and he wants 6 kids. He always said this with his first and fifth finger up.

YY is well-known for buying ridiculously cheap stuff from the internet. One day when he attempted to get a pack of printing paper at $1at Office Depot, he was told it was out of stock though he had scheduled a pick-up on the website. He believed he was blacklisted. He also subscribes a bunch of free magazines. When he receives one, he will run through it over dinner and only stops to look at pages with pictures, mostly of beautiful women of course.

Yesterday, he found a way to recyle the mailing label on the magazines he received. "I'll peel it off and put it on the mail I send off."

WW is as old as Icecube but looks like a college boy. When he is eating, he always looks at his big bowl, as if he is studying the food, which once made me upset wondering if he didn’t like the food I cooked. He is a person with few words. But the other day, while he helped me in the kitchen washing vegetables—he is neat and washes anything extremely careful, he started talking about his sister and his brother-in-law without my initiation of the topic.
“I like her previous boyfriend better.” He said in the end.

WW loves b-t and downloads things 24hrs a day. He asked me, “which movie do you want to watch? I offer on-demand service.”

He also likes watching Chinese talk shows. Recently he is watching Wu Zong Xian, and I hear him giggling upstairs every evening.

I noticed that YY put a long-leg beauty on his computer screen, while WW has a close-up of a girl’s face on his 17-inch displayer. Icecube’s former roommate told me that Icecube had my picture on his computer before I came. And he switched back to the Window’s default wallpaper soon after my arrival.